I am livid and will break my husband’s neck. The idiot has been cheating on me and I have just busted him. He used to deny it, but his unusual rubbery smell, lipstick and powder on his shirts, the password on the phone and the coming home late gave me hints that he was seeing someone, and I knew who.
This week, I confronted the woman, she confessed to be my hubby’s side chick. She has apologised and promised to stay away from him. But I am still angry. Why did he cheat on me with this side dish of his? I am a better woman compared to her. Although I know I have been giving him some rough time with whining, bad-mouthing and stuff, why did he cheat?
I am heartbroken Biggy, should I squeeze his ‘things’ till he drops dead?
Angry B, via WhatsApp, Chilinde
Dearest Angry B,
As dogs are to barking, so are men to cheating. It’s inevitable. Do not even burn your knickers over him. He is not the first to cheat and he will not be the last.
If you watch E-News regularly, which most women do, you will have watched in shock the news that Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on camera while his pregnant girlfriend Khloe Kardashian was preparing to give birth.
Kevin Hart, yes, the popular star of Real Husbands of Hollywood recently also admitted to cheating on his pregnant wife. Golfer Tiger Woods fell from grace and had one of the most explosive divorces in celebrity history after he was caught cheating multiple times.
Should I also mention Hillary Clinton’s husband, who had more blow jobs from an intern in the history of the White House? No, let’s not go that far. So, you see, you ladies overrate yourselves. What you are not willing to do, two women are willing to. That is the sad reality of the world we live in.
The ladies, those celebrities cheated with are not idiots. They know what they were doing and did not play. They knew exactly what they wanted and they won.
My dear, side chicks are upping their game every single day without shame. They would even wipe a man’s behind if that means more control over him. They know that most married women have no idea why they are married to a man. They play with their marriages.
What else can one say of women who go to bed dressed in jean trousers? What would you expect whenever you have ‘headaches’ once you are under the sheets with your hubby.
My point is, there are too many women out there who are ready to take that man of yours when you start playing a diva. So, stop walking him over, rubbishing him, calling him names. Because your man might one day turn up not to be the loser you thought he was with a sexier girlfriend on his side.
And, by the way, what makes you think you are a better woman? Do you know what men fall for? I wish you knew!
Don’t kill him. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Mwamunayo ngwanube!
Big Man Wamkulu