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Home Columns Big Man Wamkulu

Pastor wants me to have his baby, should I oblige?

by Big Man Wamkulu
25/07/2021
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Dear BMW,

Let me confess. What I am about to tell you is not good news. I fear hell is heading my way and I have to empty my chest or else, I might run mad.

I am 25 and in a love relationship with this pastor who claims he can talk directly to God. It all started five years ago. I remember walking into the church only to bump into this handsome man in his 30s. I had no idea he was our new pastor. He smiled at me and I smiled back.

We became close because at the time my husband was cheating on me and his scandals were all over social media. I would visit the pastor regularly for counselling. One thing led to another and now he wants to have a baby with me.

I have one kid with my cheating husband who is as black as coal and the pastor is a yellow bone, which means the baby might be light-skinned. I am tempted to have the pastor’s baby because although he is married, he makes me happy and spoils me to bits.

Should I fall pregnant for the man of God?

SMH, via WhatsApp, Chirimba

SMH,

In these difficult Coronavirus days, it is just unimaginable that some are busy thinking of what they can do to allow pastors impregnate them! While the rest of normal population is looking for spiritual answers to the novel virus that has shaken all corners of society, you shamelessly busy yourself with worldly things. What a shame!

I like deconstruction or reading between the lines in what people say. It is very much apparent that you really have to look deeply into your spiritual life. You just need deliverance, take it from me.

In the first place, you are not a regular in church. If you were, you could not have missed who the next pastor at your church would be. During intimations the previous weeks, the name must have been mentioned but because you were always absent, you missed it.

For that matter, when you happen to be in church, it is most probable that you are there for all the wrong reasons, especially to flirt. How else do you explain someone going into a church and the first thing they recognise is some handsome stranger? Bad mind.

Sin follows sin and it is very evident with you. After seeing how handsome the pastor was, you started thinking of ways to hook him. You found that your way to him is to cook up problems in your family. And then, you feign that your man was cheating on you.

I have known better days SMH, better days and you have all the marks of a loose one. You knew what you were doing and what you were up to. How else would you think your husband’s cheating would vanish the time you too start cheating on him with your pastor?

Now to come to your question whether you can have his child or not, I will tell you: Do not put me to the test. You already know the answer and you have made up your mind. The same way you made up your mind you will hook your pastor, you already made up your mind you also want his kid. Don’t feign innocence like you don’t want what he says.

I will honestly tell you what Jesus told Judas in John 17: 23: What you are about to do, do it quickly.

How else can a mother call their own blood black as coal? Go and slut in peace.

NOTE: You can now send your problems to BMW via WhatsApp number: +265 998-110-975. No calls please!

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