People’s Tribunal
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A club of old guards hates change
Dear judge Mbadwa, My Lord, you might have watched us memorising another ‘midnight six’ debacle through a spate of press…
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Defectors are ‘developers’ in their own right
(Judge Mbadwa is hearing a case in which defectors a group of defectors are asking the court to recognise the…
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I told you so about diesel generators
Dear judge Mbadwa, When I refused to be intoxicated with excitement over the commissioning of the diesel generators, with its…
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Let them celebrate movement on corruption index
Dearest Judge Mbadwa, You have probably heard that Mapuya has been very busy lately; shuttling between markets and forests breaking…
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Administrative, law reforms just as important
Judge Mbadwa: Mr Lubwalubwa Banda, everyone is excited by groundbreaking ceremony after groundbreaking ceremony that Mapuya is presiding over, signalling…
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Don’t we need more incidents of blackouts in the House?
Court Clerk: (As the judge enters the courtroom) All rise! (The judge assumes his seat). The court is now in…
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Sim cards registration fine, but what about call drops?
Judge Mbadwa: The decision by the Malamya Contamination Regulatory Authority to enforce mandatory registration of sim cards and generic numbers,…
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Too much noise from generators
Dear judge Mbadwa, My Lord, we are just few days to the month of February and I am worried already.…
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Don’t we need more incidents of blackouts in the House?
Court Clerk: (As the judge enters the courtroom) All rise! (The judge assumes his seat). The court is now in…
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When chiefs disagree with everything
Dear judge Mbadwa, We chiefs, who form the native authority in Nyasaland, tired of defending this government on national television,…
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Incestuous marriage; the case of yellow, orange and blue
Dear Judge Mbadwa, I want to follow the example of the country’s politicians of rewriting the same script over and…
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Fare thee well Dr Luke
Dear judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I am writing to you to express my worry at the departure of the head…
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It’s not my fault, but the opposition’s
Dear Judge Mbadwa, I would rather address your court through this letter than talk to some unkempt journalists about my…
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Blackouts are here to stay
(There is commotion in the courtroom as judge Mbadwa enters the courtroom that is in semi-darkness due to power outage.…
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What about a task force to facilitate repentance?
Dear Judge Mbadwa, Now that I hear Mapuya has resorted to ruling by decrees and task forces, I, Moze Figtree,…
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Contamination Regulatory Authority should grow some teeth
Judge Mbadwa: This court should have been handling an application on the winding up of the University of Nyasaland’s Central…
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Country for sale; IMF come buy Nyasaland
(Finance Minister Gado Gandall has applied to the People’s Tribunal, asking the court to accept that the IMF buys the…
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Chancellor Mapuya can’t be coerced
Dear judge Mbadwa, My Lord, you know because of the position I hold and the immunity I enjoy, I cannot…
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Declare poll results fake news
Honourable judge Mbadwa, It is an insult of the highest order for the Afro-thermometer survey or whatever they call it…
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Change the logo of maize cobs, it is cursed!
Judge Mbadwa: This court has an interesting case in its hands. Civil society organisations want the People’s Demagogic Party (PDP)…
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